I owe a great many things to my mother. The most important of these is her ability to take a perfectly common and acceptable phrase and bastardize it, almost to a point beyond recognition.
Case in point:
Me: "Hey, Mom. I ordered my ticket this morning to Boston in the fall. It was $99.20, k?"
Mom: [insert dry, sarcastic tone] "I don't know. I mean, you told me $99. That 20 cents might be the camel that broke the camel's back."
Friday, July 22, 2005
I heart Miss Kitty
Posted by Little Bagel at 10:06 AM
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2 comments:
thanks..its still weird to think of myself as being a God Mama(aka godmother) but its exciting too..I am hoping to get down there during fall break...funds are a little low right now so we will have to see. But I bought a newspaper on the day he was born and I am going to get the front page framed...do you think its cheesy?
Anyways I will probably make him a blanket too. much love-Lissa
I LOVE YOUR MOM ALREADY! Remember, we ARE lovers...
MISS YOU MEGAN!
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