Monday, February 20, 2006

Fourth of July in Hanover

I'm sooo tired right now. Cuz I got ridiculously enthused this morning. And I used up all of my energy, adrenaline, and backup reserves for like a week.... So rather than tell the story again, here's a copy of the blitz that I sent out to a few friends:

holy crap, i just got the best news of my whole entire life!!!!

so my sister sent me an email telling me i had to call her at work cuz it was an emergency. Turns out that her emergency is just that she wants to tell me that she hates me and I'm spoiled cuz she got an email over the weekend and now i have 8 more cousins and another aunt and uncle coming to graduation - making the total number of people coming thus far 28. (that's if everyone who says they're coming comes, but at the very least, the number will be 21 for sure). OH MY FUCKING LORD YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM!!!! Angeles & Paige, you know how excited I get for the fourth of july every year?!?! Well, this is the fourth of fucking july in fucking hanover!!!! This is the best day of my life!!!

so yeah, i'm kind of a family nut....just a tad. and yeah, i get really excited by these things... Miss Kitty thinks I might need to go on tranquillizers....

Saturday, February 18, 2006

i heart spring cleaning.

But now adays, every time I deep clean my room, I have to throw out so much stuff cuz I know I need to get rid of it before I move in June. So it just reminds me that I'm one step closer to leaving my last dorm room forever. :(

Friday, February 17, 2006

Overheard in NY

Chick #1 - I really think this is the way to go.
Chick #2 - I told you, I'm not ready! They don't even know me. I don't want them to always think of me as "that lesbian girl." I said no!
Chick #1 - I meant 8th Avenue.

--23rd & 8th

.....while it's only tangentially related, just thought I would reiterate that I should NOT be driving in the city. Even IF you know my funeral wishes, that is not enough incentive.

Thursday, February 16, 2006


"I told Chrissy I was wearing jew perfume. You know, jewfume. It smells like money."

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The Smartest Damn Hamilton There Is.

Congrats to Court, the first Valedictorian the Hamiltons have ever seen.

Now when she gets into Dartmouth, she'll REALLY be my hero!

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

This Thursday marks the beginning of my fourth and final Winter Carnival. In honor of this, I thought I would do a Bagel's Dartmouth Winter Carnival Recap.

Freshman Year:
Freshman year winter carnival I became convinced I had diabetes. I even had a mental breakdown in the library in front of Dan-the-Man. Freshman Year was also the year I discovered Early 80s. I don't know if you know me or not, but if there's one thing that makes my life complete, it's the baby jesus. If there's one thing that makes my life even MORE complete, it's early 80s! early 80s is the air I breathe, the love of my life, the ground I walk on. Without early 80s, I would have long ago sold myself into prostitution to fund my crack habit.

Sophomore Year:
February 13, 2004 - the night that my entire social existence changed while I was booting my guts out into a trashcan in the library. This was the night I met my future Mexican wife and my Big Mama, otherwise known as Liz and Mark. I have yet to live down the booting in the library, and something tells me I never will.

Junior Year:
I never would have thought I could pull of a bigger stunt than booting in public until I became one of *those girls*. Enough said. But this also led to me passing G.L. 101, so in the end, maybe it was worth it.


Thursday, February 02, 2006

Well, I'll be a son of b*tch.

But the point is, I'll be a son of a bitch in LAW SCHOOL!!!!!

Cuz, yup, that's right, I got an acceptance letter! To NOTRE DAME! My not-so-safe safety school.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm breathing a ton easier tonight.